nonanalogue:

thecolossalennui:

roachpatrol:

IF MY WIFE DID THIS TO SOMEONE I WOULD MARRY HER AGAIN

#she shouldn’t apologize#she should get a crown and a cape and a throne and a parade

#this is the power move to end all power moves
(via @thecolossalennui)

natgeofound:

Two women gaze at heavy surf while lying on boulders on the coast of Nova Scotia, December 1961.Photograph by Volkmar Wentzel, National Geographic

latrotoxinn:

hey! im in love

sounddesignerjeans:

lusec:

sounddesignerjeans:

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

how do you know it was fear and not arousal?

I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created

two-drink-amy:

Pete Davidson on SNL (1/20/18)

Ariana Grande at Wango Tango (6/2/18)

fuck-eater:

Me after two glasses of wine: WHOM wants to see me NAKED

cykelops:

me playing videogames: im jared im 19 and i never learned how to block

queereyegifs:

save me

b99:

Stephanie Beatriz for Playboy